Decluttering Guru Pillows

"I started purging stuff in the junk drawer and got carried away."

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"I see you decluttered."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

A Mom's Purse

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Categories are the key to organizing.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"Namaste."

Father Time Management

A catch-all is born.

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Watch yourself.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"