Mindful Declutterer Gifts

Mess of decluttering books

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

Yoga To-Do

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

A Mom's Purse

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Categories are the key to organizing.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"I hate people using the cloud."

A catch-all is born.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Watch yourself.'

Exercise vs Laxative.