Mindful Organizer Gifts

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Conrad is so much happier now that he's put everything in storage."

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Yoga To-Do

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

G.P.S. For the Home

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Father Time Management

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

Pens in a kangaroo's pouch

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

'This closet needs digitized.'

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...