Obsessive Organizer Gifts

Decorating with O.C.D.

Desert Island Raking

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

Britney was one of those OCD strippers.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Worker ant's To Do list.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

'Hold me!'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

One Thing / Another

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

In, Out and Out of Sight.

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

'This closet needs digitized.'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.