Obsessive Organizer Gifts

Decorating with O.C.D.

Desert Island Raking

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

Britney was one of those OCD strippers.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Worker ant's To Do list.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

'Hold me!'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

One Thing / Another

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

'This closet needs digitized.'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

In, Out and Out of Sight.

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.