Compulsive Organizer Gifts

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"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

A catch-all is born.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Desert Island Raking

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

'This closet needs digitized.'

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.