Chaotic Organizer Gifts

Every year I vow to put the lights away neatly so I won't have to untangle them eleven months later, but I always end up just tossing them in a box ... I', keeping a family tradition alive.

"Time to clean out my locker!"

"My chihuahua must be somewhere in here...I'm sure I packed him in..."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

What My Day Feels Like

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Bears going water skiing.

Riding School Chaos

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Great Therapy!'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"