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Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Conrad is so much happier now that he's put everything in storage."

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Yoga To-Do

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

Father Time Management

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

G.P.S. For the Home

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Desert Island Raking

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Pens in a kangaroo's pouch

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."