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"I knew this would happen, so I brought my reusable bags."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Not to mention the park view."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Mother nature takes her course.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

God's Sticky Notes

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."