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'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Population train.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Castaway harnessing electricity.