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Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

'A man from the council's here about our roof garden...'

Building in the countryside

Man crawls through desert to find that the Water Board has installed a stand pipe.

'Call me hormonal, but why do I get this sense of impending doom?'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"We only got six days of funding."

Pipe Dream.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Who's got the hammer?"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Quality Control

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Natural Disasters

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

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"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."