Environmental Planner Gifts

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

'A man from the council's here about our roof garden...'

Building in the countryside

Man crawls through desert to find that the Water Board has installed a stand pipe.

'Call me hormonal, but why do I get this sense of impending doom?'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Welcome to the future"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"We only got six days of funding."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Pipe Dream.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Who's got the hammer?"

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Quality Control

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Natural Disasters

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

e-shoes

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'