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"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Urban therapy.

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

"So it's agreed then. There'll be no third runway, and you'll head the Fourth Runway steering group."

"XIVth Street"

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

New York's Newest Neighborhood- Little Vermont.

"We've decided to add forty floors."

Coming soon - Phase Two: More of the same.

'OK, that's five votes in favor of saving the historic old hotel, and one vote for stomping it to bits and eating everyone inside!'

'It's worse than we thought. They're developers!'

'Isn't it nice to see children walking to school?'

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

An Accident Waiting To Happen.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"We'll take it."

'On a clear day you can see the plush neo-classical offices of the bastards who designed these monstrosities.'

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

'Why should I be concerned about the environment? I never go there.'

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

Human population Train.

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

'Public/Private Park etc'

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

'Rest of world full, do not enter.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"

Urban Tsunami