Forest Planner T-Shirts

"Getting ready for the auditor again?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

ET Mishap

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I love this time of day."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

When Engineers Crack.

Beaver tower

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

When clowns are hunting.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

You're a workaholic, Jan.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."