Green Planner T-Shirts

"One day son, all this will be yours."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

Building in the countryside

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

"The government is comin' to take away our freedom. Barricade yourself inside, Marge, and stay there 'til I tell you."

Dreams of Spring...

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'Smart bloke.'

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

a drink at the pub

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

Battery life time

Rome wasn't built in a day.

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

Homework eaten $2

"If we find the dry ice machine and turn it up some more, we can probably lose him."

"OK, this is the proposed flight route."

Observe, Prepare, Act

'Shall we factor-in two weeks waiting for inspiration?'

"I'm not convinced you're getting this, Darren."

"Exercise: Check! Diet: Check! No vices: Check!"

'A man from the council's here about our roof garden...'

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

"Now, why didn't we think of that?"

'I've got this great electronic calendar. It synchronises my mobile, my desktop, and my laptop.'