Sofa Sloucher Prints

'Jim's always wanted to be a male model.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Big screen TV.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

My comfort zone

Watching telly

Futons/Futoffs

The new fall content.

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

'We added on to the couch.'

Chillaxing!

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

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'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."