Sofa Spelunker Prints

"I'm not going near there, Bobby. I heard about one remote that went in and never was found."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Needs salt!'

New York Netherworld

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

My comfort zone

The new fall content.

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"Gesundheit!"

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'We added on to the couch.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

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A Cave Painting

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

Cave explorer discovers writing on the cave wall that says 'explore and discover'.