Spelunker Prints

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

Explorer finds something he didn't want to!

"Gesundheit!"

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

'Needs salt!'

New York Netherworld

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

Science deniers Soc.

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

"Race you to the spleen!"

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

A Cave Painting

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Cave explorer discovers writing on the cave wall that says 'explore and discover'.

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

Joe's Bar: "Forget Her" Hour, 5-8.

"A stalagmite, sure, but how'd you impale yourself on a stalactite?!"

"He's not very exciting in social situations but on the net he's a wildman."

"The good news is: there is a light at the end of the tunnel!"

"I'm not going near there, Bobby. I heard about one remote that went in and never was found."

"No - I've never heard of the mile low club."