Saturday Night Sloth T-Shirts

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

"Sloth!"

"We suck at this."

Refrigerator for the really lazy

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

Potato sitting on a couch.

Back down.

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

'I'm afraid your husband is P****d, Your Majesty.'

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

'You two have something in common.'

Sloth works out on running machine: 'I'm on my break.'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

"People change."

Wordplay: Slothful.