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'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

How the goat got square eyes.

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Refrigerator for the really lazy

"We suck at this."

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

"Sloth!"

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'