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"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Sloth traffic jam.

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"We suck at this."

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Potato sitting on a couch.

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"Sloth!"

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"