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"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Sloth traffic jam.

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

Refrigerator for the really lazy

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

"We suck at this."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'