Saturday Night Sloth Gifts

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

Sloth 10K.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

Potato sitting on a couch.

Back down.

"We suck at this."

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

"Sloth!"

Refrigerator for the really lazy

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

'I'm afraid your husband is P****d, Your Majesty.'

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

'You two have something in common.'

It's Saturday night. You're watching the Dateless Channel.

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"Oh yeah? Well, We have a sin called 'human.'"

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'