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'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

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'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Sloth traffic jam.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"We suck at this."

"That's not exactly what we had in mind."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

"Sloth!"

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

Potato sitting on a couch.

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

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