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Summer Sketches - Thirty-two degrees!!!...

'This T V guide is a repeat of the one published in July last year.'

Sloth 10K.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"We suck at this."

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

Potato sitting on a couch.

Back down.

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"Sloth!"

Cherie Blair - The sound of summer.

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"So now you're reading a book?"

"Sorry for the delayed response. It's been a crazy week."

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"People change."

Wordplay: Slothful.

"Of course it's no trouble. George will put the ketltle on."

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'