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Summer Sketches - Thirty-two degrees!!!...

'This T V guide is a repeat of the one published in July last year.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"We suck at this."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

Potato sitting on a couch.

Back down.

"Sloth!"

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

Cherie Blair - The sound of summer.

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"So now you're reading a book?"

"Sorry for the delayed response. It's been a crazy week."

"Of course it's no trouble. George will put the ketltle on."

"People change."

Wordplay: Slothful.

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

"Oh yeah? Well, We have a sin called 'human.'"

'Let me guess - you wife is still visiting her sister.'