Teen Sloth Pillows

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

Sloth traffic jam.

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'

"That's not exactly what we had in mind."

"We suck at this."

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

Potato sitting on a couch.

Back down.

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"Sloth!"