Sun-loving Sloth Pillows

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

"We suck at this."

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

Back down.

Potato sitting on a couch.

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"Sloth!"

"I'd be a morning person if dawn came around about ten!"

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"So now you're reading a book?"

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

"Oh yeah? Well, We have a sin called 'human.'"

'Take a big lead, then go ahead an jog to second base. This sloth's got a good arm...'

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"Sorry for the delayed response. It's been a crazy week."

"People change."

Wordplay: Slothful.

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."

'Let me guess - you wife is still visiting her sister.'