Office Sloth Pillows

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Crumple this into a little ball, will you?"

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"We suck at this."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"So now you're reading a book?"

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"People change."

"Sorry for the delayed response. It's been a crazy week."

'You think Simmons is on drugs?'

'Let me guess - you wife is still visiting her sister.'

Summer To Do List. . .

'Why don't you come over tonight and we'll watch the game together?'

'Winning the Lottery hasn't changed him one iota-he's still the same old,fat,bone idle git!'

'This T V guide is a repeat of the one published in July last year.'

Summer Sketches - Thirty-two degrees!!!...

"Well, J.B., we're not a successful Internet company because we're not an Internet company."

Sloth Compensating

School of Get Up and Go