Screen Sloth Pillows

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

Sloth 10K.

Homo Zapiens

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"We suck at this."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

Potato sitting on a couch.

Back down.

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"Sloth!"

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

"I never wanted this to be a long-distance relationship."

Sloths in the Old West

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"So now you're reading a book?"

Sloth Machine

"I think this department may have something to do with your company's productivity problems."