Sun-loving Sloth Prints

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sloth 10K.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

"We suck at this."

Potato sitting on a couch.

Back down.

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"Sloth!"

"I'd be a morning person if dawn came around about ten!"

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"So now you're reading a book?"

"Sorry for the delayed response. It's been a crazy week."

"People change."

Wordplay: Slothful.

'Take a big lead, then go ahead an jog to second base. This sloth's got a good arm...'

"Oh yeah? Well, We have a sin called 'human.'"

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."