Literary Sloth Gifts

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

Sloth traffic jam.

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"Sloth!"

Back down.

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

Potato sitting on a couch.

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

"That's not exactly what we had in mind."

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

"We suck at this."