Literary Sloth Gifts

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

Sloth traffic jam.

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"We suck at this."

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'

"That's not exactly what we had in mind."

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

Potato sitting on a couch.

Back down.

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"Sloth!"

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

"How the hell does he do that?"