Sloths Gifts

School of Get Up and Go

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

Sloth Compensating

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"People change."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Sloth traffic jam.

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'

"That's not exactly what we had in mind."

"Sloth!"