Sloths Mugs

School of Get Up and Go

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

Sloth Compensating

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"People change."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

Sloth traffic jam.

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

"We suck at this."

"Sloth!"

'This is your last wish. Are you sure you want to use it to change channel again?'