Slugs Gifts

"I used to be a political lobbyist, then along came this chance to be a slug."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Giant slug attacks a city

Giant Snowflake.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Slipstream

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

Slug Hospitals

Skiing Accidents.

Organic Salad

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.