"I used to be a political lobbyist, then along came this chance to be a slug."
Slugs Mugs
Start the day with a smile using our slug-themed mugs that feature charming and humorous designs. Perfect for nature lovers or anyone who appreciates a slow-paced sense of humor.
Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)
"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"
Wordplay: Gastropod.
Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok
'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'
Giant slug attacks a city
Giant Snowflake.
"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"
Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.
Snail Pattern Balding.
"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"
"I need to buy a faster fastball."
'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'
"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"
'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'
Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.
"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2
'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'
'It's only a slug Norman.'
Slipstream
"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."
The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.
'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'
I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!
Your English teacher says you use too many Americanisms.
'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'
'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'
"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"
Why some people shouldn't try keeping up with slang. So, twerking hard or hardly twerking?
'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'
Slug Hospitals
'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'
Organic Salad
'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'
Slugs Mugs Collection
Slugs Pillows
Our slug-themed pillows add humor and charm to any room—ideal for garden lovers and those who appreciate nature’s more relaxed creatures.
Slugs Prints
Explore our collection of slug-themed prints, perfect for adding a whimsical and nature-inspired touch to your home or office décor.
Slugs T-Shirts
Browse our slug-themed t-shirts to find fun, quirky designs perfect for nature lovers and fans of the slow-paced life.