Serial Sofa-surfers Pillows

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

Low-Energy Drinks

Turtle Hat

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

My comfort zone

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

World Cup reactions

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Surfin' Ahab.

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

'We added on to the couch.'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'