Couch Surfing Explorers Pillows

Modern Attention Spans

Low-Energy Drinks

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Binge Watch

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Ah, business as usual.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

Eventual Motion Machine

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee