Cosmic Couch Surfer Pillows

Out-of-Homebody experience.

Low-Energy Drinks

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Binge Watch

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'Ah, business as usual.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Crop duster wanted.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Surfing alien.

Watchdog

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

World Cup reactions

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

God changes the channel with his remote.

Moon sand castle.

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'