Cosmic Couch Surfer Pillows

Low-Energy Drinks

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Binge Watch

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Crop duster wanted.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Watchdog

Surfing alien.

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

God changes the channel with his remote.

Moon sand castle.

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."