Holiday Sprinter Pillows

Seasonal shopping.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Sand Snowmen

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Yipeee!"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Hello from the lakes!

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Back to the Holidays

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."