Snow Runner Gifts

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'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Giant Snowflake.

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Running

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"