Wild Runner Gifts

Yeah, but I have the amazing runner's high right now!

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Monkey-artist

"Where the wild things were."

Hither and Yon sign

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Danger Slow Sand.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Desert Island Mishap

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"