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'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The Path

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bad times to sneeze

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

January Joiner

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Mount Everest.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

Mountain climber finds maraschino cherry on top of the mountain.

'Some people never learn, do they? The guy I saved today I've saved twice already!'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

Helicopter Nest

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

The Ladder to Heaven

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."