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Running man

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

City Marathon.

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Robber on treadmill

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'Stress'

'Are we having fun yet?'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

A tessellation of running figures.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Congratulations for male runner

'Well, did you win or what?'

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Portrait finish.

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