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'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Women in a cross country race

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

Run from the hills!

Wilfried Zaha

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

L.A. Transfer

HS2 time bomb...

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

What Holds the Subway Together?

A number of runners run through police tape.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Congratulations for male runner