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Gives speech, then carries audience away.

Keep It Stupid Simple K.I.S.S.

Badminton player.

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Smile

Palin 2012

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

A tessellation of running figures.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Congratulations for male runner

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"We ran into a marathon."

Portrait finish.

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Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

The pole bolt

"I have bad knees."

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.