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Onward

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

Smile

Palin 2012

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Tortoise & Hare.

Courage

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

The rally driver's breakfast

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Ah, a stepping stone to success.'

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

Bus rally tour

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

Incentive

Trump Rally Tulsa

Oh, that's embarrassing. 23. Dog Run.

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'

'You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying.'

"Oh Lord - get me out of here."

The first crossdresser to finish the NY Marathon.

Keep It Stupid Simple K.I.S.S.

'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

"You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying."

'Never try crossing the road during a rally.'

"I think we should have turned left at the tree."