Rally T-Shirts

"Oh Lord - get me out of here."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

Smile

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Hillary Clinton

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

TRUMP

Holy Moses!

Courage

A right of privacy party.

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Occupy the Rose Parade

The rally driver's breakfast

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

Bus rally tour

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

Incentive

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'