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Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

Hillary Clinton

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

TRUMP

Holy Moses!

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

A right of privacy party.

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

The rally driver's breakfast

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

Bus rally tour

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

GOAT PATH

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'

Coalition dummies.

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'