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"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

Centerville.

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Hillary Clinton

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Garage sale.

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

"Tough group."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Holy Moses!

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

TRUMP

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

An apple core school

2010 Teacher Layoffs.