Platform Runner T-Shirts

"We apologise that the train on platform 3 is leaving on time"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Wilfried Zaha

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Congratulations for male runner

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Portrait finish.

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

"We ran into a marathon."

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

The pole bolt

Linford Christie

"I have bad knees."