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'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

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'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I stand corrected."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Consenting Adults.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'